The Anonymous Poetry of Daschunds

This anonymous poem is in JFK's "Profiles in Courage" book (see post directly below this one!). I cracked the biggest smile after reading this. This is such corn! But I love it.

There was a daschund once, so long
He hadn't any notion
How long it took to notify
His tail of his emotion;
And so it happened, while his eyes
Were filled with woe and sadness,
His little tail went wagging on
Because of previous gladness.