Holy pizza!

Fresh off her appearance on a piece of toast, the Virgin Mary has showed up in Houston as an image formed on the surface of a pizza pan.

Vincent Santiago, one of the worshipers who has traveled to the pizza pan to view the image, said: "This is a sign that something in the world is going to happen. We don't know, but we have to keep our faith very, very strong on her."

Well, judging from the fact that the piece of toast sold for $2,800, I'd say the sign that Mr. Santiago foretells is that of a pizza pan owner watching his or her bank account increase.

If the Virgin Mary happens to read this blog, perhaps you might consider appearing on something in my house? Cause, you know, I'd love to pay off the Discover bill...