Jones of the Nile

Monday, November 14, 2005

Our new weapon in the War on Terror: Bruce Willis

I'm not kidding. Mr. Willis wants the terrorists to die. And to die hard. To die hard with a vengeance.

Teehee.

Really, I'm not kidding though. Bruce Willis was the guest on "Rita Cosby: Live and Direct" the other night, and said that he will offer $1 million to anyone who turns in al-Qaeda terror leaders, including Osama Bin Laden.

So there you have it, America's secret weapon in the war on terrorism is balding Hollywood celebrities. I hear if this doesn't work they may ask the father from "Just the Ten of Us" to chip in a million, too.

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