To end the year with one last lame joke...

So there's this lizard, and he's not feeling quite himself, so he goes in to visit his doctor.

"Hey Doc," the lizard says, "I don't really know what's wrong with me, but I just don't feel myself lately. I'm tired, not real interested in hunting, or wandering about. I just feel kind of different."

The doctor examines the lizard thoroughly, and after the examination says to the lizard, "Well, truthfully, my hunch is that you are having a problem...you know...down there."

The lizard looked confused.

"Tell you what," said the doctor. "I'm going to give you a prescription for this drug. It's similar to Viagra, and..."

"Whoa, wait, wait, wait..." exclaimed the lizard. "I don't have a problem down there, Doc! I mean, come on, I'm a pretty able-bodied lizard."

"Well, I don't know," said the doctor. "Given the symptoms you described, I think this drug might work. I mean, it seems pretty clear to me that you're suffering from some sort of reptile dysfunction."

*applause, applause, chuckles, etc.*

Starting in the new year I'll get serious again...happy new year, y'all!