Bloomberging
Bloomberging - Verb. The act of saying one thing, but meaning its complete opposite. i.e. "I am not a candidate for President."
So Michael Bloomberg has quit the Republican party, causing a firestorm of speculation that he's going to run for President. Bloomberg keeps denying such rumors. Thus, Michael Bloomberg is bloomberging.
There's this man who has been living under a rock for thirty years, and even he gets that Michael Bloomberg is positioning himself for President. So I don't see the reason why Bloomberg continues to Bloomberg. Thou dost protest too much, Mayor Mike. Just say you're considering running.
So Michael Bloomberg has quit the Republican party, causing a firestorm of speculation that he's going to run for President. Bloomberg keeps denying such rumors. Thus, Michael Bloomberg is bloomberging.
There's this man who has been living under a rock for thirty years, and even he gets that Michael Bloomberg is positioning himself for President. So I don't see the reason why Bloomberg continues to Bloomberg. Thou dost protest too much, Mayor Mike. Just say you're considering running.
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