Two Muffins

So there's these two muffins next to one another. And the one muffin turns to the other muffin and goes, "Hey, how ya' doing?"

And the other muffin goes, "Holy crap! A talking muffin!"

OK, there is something ridiculous about that joke that cracks me up each time I see it.

On a much more vulgar level, if you haven't ever checked out comedian Dane Cook, you ought to. In particular, he does this riff on the Kool-Aid man that is absolutely hysterical. Remember the Kool-Aid man? Ahh, I think back fondly, me in the living room, watching "Jem and the Holograms," and that damn man would come on during the commercial breaks. Anyway, if you visit Dane Cook's site, click on "Audio/Video," and select "Shorties Watchin' Shorties." It's great...but watch out for the language if you're at work...